Kinda Hoping That Gram Might Take Up Smoking Again...

Slick Ric Is Still At It...

Upstate NY About to Fall off the Map...The Lord IS GOOD!!

For nation shall rise against nation, and kingdom against kingdom: and there shall be earthquakes in divers places, and there shall be famines and troubles: these are the beginnings of sorrows...the bible says "divers" places, not stupid places like Taberg...

http://earthquake.usgs.gov/earthquakes/recenteqsww/Quakes/us2010xwa7.php

I'm Just Starting to Get Into This Game...

Only had it for 2 days and I think I'm doing pretty well for being a damn nOOb. Considering that most people are level 40 and better, my 9 isn't so bad.

This is a little music tribute to ELPRESADOR.



You can view the creator of the Video Here.

Mel Was Right...

http://www.prisonplanet.com/new-bill-gives-obama-kill-switch-to-shut-down-the-internet.html

EL Presador's, "WTF Moments"

Video Rant about Trash and Stupid People.

Saving Mother Eart': One Asshole At A Time!

This is ok for a landfill...




...But this, the one thing I'm going to be saving...

...Nah, lets save the fucking planet!


Are you Greedy fucks really serious? Who are you kidding? This shit is NOT about saving the planet, it's about saving a dime. The other packaging that should be cut down on, is fine, because it keeps lil kids from stealing the point cards, but the game cases, something I actually plan to keep, we have to cut holes in? The truth is, it's just to save 15 blood cents on shipping, so Fuck you and Fuck The Earth!

Microsoft Shows off Kinect for 360...

I think it's a good thing, as long as they don't make kinect the total focus. Getting a more family friendly image for Xbox isn't a bad thing either. Before, 360 was thought of as only a FPS system, then came RARE with Viva Pinata, and Banjo, now with kinect, you get what looks like useful tool that everyone can enjoy. I'm all for "games that everybody can play," as long as I have some games that only I can play too. See, Nintendo does only ONE kind of game, gaming for everybody, well, sometimes those games just aren't enough. They are cute, but I want something more, something deeper, something bigger. As long as Xbox, keeps doing the kinds of games that we gamers want, I don't mind if they dabble in the casual market a bit. Some of that stuff is fun too...just not all the time.

Gamespot.com and it's Fuckass Mods...

A wonderfully written letter:

you bastards really had to suspend my account the day before e3? really? it was easier setting up an new account rather than trying to dick around on your clunky site trying to remember what my old one was.

so please delete all accounts under my name. thanks for raping my e3 and please go to hell, you suck.

Ron White

Why Stupid People SHOULDN'T Be Having Kids...

1) the parents should beat themselves for letting this happen.
2) the parents should beat the child for actually doing this

and

3) BUY THE KID A FRIGGIN' SHIRT THAT'S A SIZE BIGGER PLEASE. his gut is hanging out, you are his parents and you don't see that? really?

buy the kid a shirt with something manly on it, like monster trucks, get his back in proper alignment.

Red Dead Redemption...

This is what we do to gang rapists sir.
I shot and killed the first 3, and only wounded this fool in the leg. I then hogtied him and found the nearest train tracks...enjoy!

Red Dead Redemption Mystry Boxes...

WTF Sir?

YEEEE-DOGGY PUT DEM BEANS OWN...

How Really Cook A Hot Dog:


Put the lil bastards in the toaster...

...burn 'em the fuck up, sir!

put them on some fancy french bread!

Put on the condom-mints...

Make Ready The Beans...

...Dump them all over...

...add a mac salad and go to town.

I've Offically lost the will to live...