yeah...not so much!

This NOT of God Sir...

I love how Christian pastors always say that rock music is from the pit of hell, but cunt-tree and yodeling is just fine? OHHH reallly?


I think most peoples vision of Heaven is just as fucked up as they themselves are! God does NOT endorse Yodeling!

Why am I getting Viagra ads in my email?

I’m offended by the fact that people think, say or even suggest that I need Viagra. Truth is, THAT is about the only thing that works right in my life…thank the good Lord.

Between Cialis, Viagra, and Levitra I simply don’t get the beef about some of the side effects, I mean having a 4-hour erection would be a Godsend, and what in the blue fuck is a “delayed backache?” I’d love to have my backache delayed. Plus, I really love the old myth about ‘play with yourself and you’ll go blind,’ and what is one of the side effects here? Vision problems! It’s truly amazing.

Union Violations...Twilight Princess

How are any of these safe working and playing conditions?

Where are the safety rails sir...?

dude, you fall off this shit...


This is an unsafe bridge if i've ever seen one...

These poor bastards are just asking for a fall...


and last...is this cat spayed and or neutered? where's bob-fuck-barker when you need him?

The Gist of Super Mario Galaxy 2...A Quick Run Down.

That Asshole Bowser is back, and he’s looking to
kidnap Peach so the bitch can make him a cake.


After Bowser kidnaps the bitch...AGAIN, these lil star fuckers
commission Mario to collect their other lost star buddies who fell
out of the star ship and who (once collected) will then be used
for fuel of said star ship?

...yes, fuel to fly a spaceship that is in the image of Mario's face!

The lil bastards should have just build him a huge penis rocket to
tool around on, it probably would have been more fun...but I digress.

So the goal is to collect as many stars as you can...
...It's always about stars damn it!

So Mario then blasts off...

...from planet to planet, all the size of a human testicle.
From testicle to testicle he goes in search of his fluttery little friends.

To help Mario is the addition of that fuckass Yoshi!

At least he's not as big a prick as he was in the past few games. He runs away still, but doesn't act as stupid about it. You can at least catch him before he suicide plunges off the side to his death.

Along the way Mario finds his brother Luigi who also decides to help.

As the 3 collect stars, Mario decides to jam stars into Yoshi's ass as well...


In the end, they all have cake and Bowser is thwarted once again.

-The End

How to make Star Wars: The Force Unleashed II Better...

My Plea To The Developers of The New Game:

I'm telling you, if you give me a damn blue power bar again that keeps needing to be filled every 13 seconds, I'm going to go nuts. I mean really, a game called "The Force Unleashed," and every few seconds I have to wait for a damn power bar to fill...I swear, if you do that power bar BS again, I’m coming for somebody. I’m going to go online and verbally attack someone. I mean it, don't make me do it, I don't want to have to talk unkindly about other peoples mothers like this, but I’ll do it if I have to.

Power bars in a game called "The Force Unleashed" is like playing a racing game where you have no gas and have to get out and push...just not fun...oh, oh, oh and please STOP with the retarded, "they now have force, force shields and you can't attack them as you once did." Excuse me sir, but the point of "The Force Unleashed," is to...um...unleash the force and kick as much Empire ass as humanly possible, not sit there and constantly be thwarted at every twist and turn by cheesy gameplay ideals that have sucked ass since before 1982.


All I want is to do is force push/grab and fling the bad guys wildly off the sides of the bridges and whatnot. I want to do that for the whole game, the stronger I get, the farther away they go. I want to hear them screaming, I want to see them kickin' and I want them to go away. Simple as that! That IS a Star Wars game in a nutshell right there.



Really, toss in some nice levels with a Star Wars twist here and there, a few lightsabers and sound and leave it at that.


And another thing, if you're going to make a HUGE deal about taking HUGE ships out of the sky, here is a novel idea...MAKE IT FUN!


One last request, please go tell George lucASS to f*** himself. How he can make something some awesome and then simply throw it into the toilet like that is far and away beyond me. Do it for Jake-Fuckin'-Lloyd sirs...the kid is ruined now! Please remember the children who are lost in all this, they are the ones who suffer, not you or I.

DEATH FROM ABOVE...AND BELOW!!

HOLY...MOLY...

TRIPLE-FUCK-WHOPPER!!



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BEEF BABY, BEEF!!
Almost too much...

...but not for me!

The Love of 85 Options Using Only 1 Button...

I just want to say hi to the man, not stomp him in head.

This is why TALK and JUMP should NOT be the same button...

Remembering the God Warrior...

She may have her God and her Family, but I have Mah Liquor and Mah Pillz...evens out I guess.

Relivin' the love...this brings new meaning ot jim and dannl though!

Much Like Luke's Journey to the Darkside...

... My Ultimate Gaming Set Up is Almost Complete...

Big-Fuck-TV: Check...




Big-Fuck-Systems: Check...


...and Double Check!


Big-Fuck-Library: Check...
(Only Gamecube/DS Shown)



Big-Fuck-Chair: Check...

Lucy Enjoying Her New Chair.

Couldn't just buy the $350 lazy-fuck-boy, oh no, we had to get the love seat so that the dog could have a place to saddle up next to me, while i play halo...





Yeah, Live It Up Lou, Live It Up...

Making Ready For My New Gaming Chair!

Having Just Taken The Old Chair Out...



The Chair Has Arrived:


It all works, but i'm not sure it looks the best. might have to move some stuff around...or just say, "fuck it,' and go about my day like i plan on doing...either or.