That Asshole Bowser is back, and he’s looking to
kidnap Peach so the bitch can make him a cake.
After Bowser kidnaps the bitch...AGAIN, these lil star fuckers
commission Mario to collect their other lost star buddies who fell
out of the star ship and who (once collected) will then be used
for fuel of said star ship?
...yes, fuel to fly a spaceship that is in the image of Mario's face!
The lil bastards should have just build him a huge penis rocket to
tool around on, it probably would have been more fun...but I digress.
So the goal is to collect as many stars as you can...
...It's always about stars damn it!
So Mario then blasts off...
...from planet to planet, all the size of a human testicle.
From testicle to testicle he goes in search of his fluttery little friends.
To help Mario is the addition of that fuckass Yoshi!
At least he's not as big a prick as he was in the past few games. He runs away still, but doesn't act as stupid about it. You can at least catch him before he suicide plunges off the side to his death.
Along the way Mario finds his brother Luigi who also decides to help.
As the 3 collect stars, Mario decides to jam stars into Yoshi's ass as well...
In the end, they all have cake and Bowser is thwarted once again.
-The End
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