Why am I getting Viagra ads in my email?

I’m offended by the fact that people think, say or even suggest that I need Viagra. Truth is, THAT is about the only thing that works right in my life…thank the good Lord.

Between Cialis, Viagra, and Levitra I simply don’t get the beef about some of the side effects, I mean having a 4-hour erection would be a Godsend, and what in the blue fuck is a “delayed backache?” I’d love to have my backache delayed. Plus, I really love the old myth about ‘play with yourself and you’ll go blind,’ and what is one of the side effects here? Vision problems! It’s truly amazing.